Organic Dildos – What Healthy and Ecofriendly Masturbation Looks Like

I know what you are thinking. Is she now discussing which vegetables are best suited for our lovely vaginas? Not exactly.

What I wanted to put out there is some awareness-raising regarding dildos. When we make love to ourselves, we want to treat our vaginas the best way we can, right? Ever thought about the toxins which might be inside your pink Chinese-made dildo?

Which Toxins am I talking about?

The most common is Phthalates (pronounced THAL-ates). It makes plastic soft and bendy. It’s so bad that it might damage sperm in men and lead to reproductive issues, according to a study published by the journal Environmental Health Perspective. And who knows what other side effects it might have?!

No Regulations? What the f**k!

Unfortunately governments don’t regulate sex toys – they do when it comes to children’s toys, but seem to have forgotten about regulating adult toys. So it’s all up to us, the consumer, to be better informed about the materials used, which type to buy and which not.

So let’s see if your personal dildo is body safe or not. Firstly, let’s have a look at the Material.

Examine Your Most Beloved Dildo

  • When you opened your brand new dildo, you got totally turned off by the plastic smell? Yes? That’s a sign you’ve got some polyvinyl chlorides (PVC) in your toy which often contains the goddamn petroleum-derived chemical Phthalates.
  • Your dildo is highly “bendy” or “squishy” like? Yep? Sorry, might be another sign for a dildo containing Phthalates, because it helps to make the material soft.
  • Do you find any oily or sweat-like discharge on the surface of your dildo? Sorry, that’s a sign for chemical degradation, meaning you’ve got some real toxic and old dong lying around.

If you found any of the above mentioned signs then, sorry, love, you need to throw it out the window (not into your neighbor’s garden but straight into the garbage).

Let’s Make it Green and Healthy

There are some really good brands out there – trusted manufactures who actually care about their customers.

Most of the bodysafe dildos are made out of:

• 100% medical grade silicon
• Borosilicate (or “Pyrex”) glass
• Stainless Steel
• Wood (ideally sustainably harvested)
• Stone or Crystal
• I haven’t found an organic store, which specializes in organic vegetable dildos :-)

One minus

You’ve got to be prepared to spend some more money on your toys. If you don’t think your vagina is worth it, you can still cheat and simply put a condom on top of your old dildo. That will do. But I rather suggest giving our vaginas a healthy and organic dildo treat. Maybe we head for less of a collection but instead a few really good ones!

Here are organic and healthy dildos I recommend:

#1 Ella (Silicone)

Safety features:
food-grade material / hypo-allergenic / latex free / non-porous / Phthalates free


I have one myself and I can highly recommend it. It helps me to reach G-spot orgasms easily, nice for massaging tensions around the vagina walls, and it has a soft and silky erotic feeling to it. When you purchase a silicon dildo make sure that it’s a 100% food or medical grade silicone.

If you use lube use only water based lubrication otherwise you might destroy your toy.

I use a special adult toy cleaner for cleaning but soap and hot water will do the same job.

Check availability on Amazon!


#2 Curved Glass Dildo (Pyrex Glass)

Safety features:
food-grade material /hypoallergenic/ heat- and chemical-resistant/ latex free / non-porous / Phthalates free/strong

This kinky one is a real pleasure giver. And it’s Glass! Designed for a lifetime and even pretty to look at. The nice thing here: it works with any lubrication, cannot break down or smell. Pyrex Glass is especially hard to break and responds perfectly to temperature change. Simply warm or cool in a bowl of water before self-love.

Some cheaper versions might have spray paint on the surface. This could be very toxic and not safe to use. Better buy one from trustworthy manufacturers like Hamsa or Icicles.

Simply with a toy cleaner or soap and water. If the water is too hot on rare occasions it might crack.

Check availability on Amazon!


#3 Outlaw VixSkin Caramel (Silicone)

Safety features:
Food-grade material / Hypo-allergenic / Latex free / Non-porous / Phthalates free

Vixen Creations

This hot-blooded Outlaw has a very real organic feeling thanks to the VixSkin invention. It’s for those of you who like it a bit more realistic and softer than the Lelo Silicone or Glass Dildo I recommended. It’s a nice medium size with a strap-on compatibility.

If you use lube use only water based lubrication otherwise you might destroy your toy.

You can just use an soap, adult toy cleaner, or you can boil it to sterilize.

Check availability on Amazon!


#4 Njoy Pure Wand (Stainless Steel)

Safety features:
Food-grade material / Latex free / Non-porous / Phthalates free


The perfect G-spotter. It’s easy to reach and handy when lying on your back. This chic piece can be used with any lubrication, it’s steel! Either hot or cold in warm water or the fridge for extra sensations (but don’t put it in the freezer!).

As you would clean your cooking pot but avoid abrasives or you’ll lose that seductive shine ;-).

Check availability on Amazon!


#5 Wooden Dildo 4 (Wood)

Safety features:
Food-grade material / Latex free / Phthalates free/ Non-porous/ hypoallergenic acrylic

Private Woodwork (Manufactured in the USA)

Back to the woods. I love this fantasy of doing it to myself in nature. This down-to-earth dildo makes this fantasy even more real ;-). It’s natural solid cherry wood and it all started with this cherry tree in the backyard. Read the cute story of the maker here.

The Dildo can be cleaned with nothing more than soap and hot water. Let it air dry before putting it away since any moisture remaining on the surface can attract mold and mildew.

Check availability on Amazon!


#6 D1 Stone Dildo (Stone)

Safety features:
Food-grade material / Latex free / Phthalates free/ Non-porous/ hypoallergenic


Wow, this dildo is approximately 300 Million years old, that’s historical masturbation, baby. The shape is perfect for G-spot stimulation. The sexy heaviness feels like you’ve got something in your hands. The weight is ideal for penetration. Every stone has healing energies and I am pretty sure this Black Norwegian Moonstone will make our vaginas super happy. It doesn’t only look mystical and beautiful, its hand-sculpted too and freshly shipped from Norway in classy eco packaging. It’s so smooth you don’t even really need lube to get started.

Super easy to clean with soap and hot water.

Check availability on Amazon!


#7 Organic Veggie Dildo 2000

Safety feature:
100% Natural

Mother Nature

Yes, finally you got me. Of course the best organic dildo is a local organic carrot, zucchini, cucumber, pumpkin, you name it… Comes in all colors, shapes, tastes and sizes. For real veggie pleasure.

Veggies are natural, but can harm the pH-levels inside a vagina, don’t risk an infection. Simply roll a condom on.

And for those who need it extra nerdy they can get one of those dildo makers.

Mariah xx



  • Elisa Klüver

    This is hilarious and awesome, too. I never used dildos much and since OMing I have thrown the one that was given to me out, however, I still love the idea and if you still use them, surely one of these is better than many others :)

  • Mariah Freya

    Yes, organic dildos are a must for all ladies, who care about their ladyparts and like to masturbate with it :-). I also find the therapeutic aspect pretty important, you can massage tensions out and become more aware inside.

  • Pantophile Panic

    ALL dildos from Vixen Creations are made from 100% medical grade, silicone which is what makes them body safe. Vixskin is not cyberskin.

    Actual cyberskin (Semi-organic polymer) may be free of phthalates, but it is porous which means the material will trap bacteria, viruses, mold, fungus, etc over time and can not be sanitized regardless of how well you wash the toys. Although it may not give you a chemical burn, people who use cyberskin toys (especially vaginally) are at higher risk for developing infections.

    Food should NEVER go in the vagina. Even the levels of sugar found in carrots will put you at risk for developing a yeast infection. Also, you should never use vegetables anally either because they do not have a flared base and may become lodged in the body and result in an embarrassing trip to the ER.

    Also, you forgot aluminum and sealed ceramic such as the Tantus Alumina line or the Pipedream Ceramix collection.

    • Mariah Freya

      Thank you for sharing this. I will fix the information in my post, immediately.

      I wasn’t really aware about the sugar containing in carrots either. You are right here. Guess we’ll have to use a condom on the Veggie dildo, which makes it a little less organic, but instead safe!

  • JayaLove

    Hi, I think you should check your information about silicone lube on silicone toys. from everything I’ve read, you shouldn’t use silicone on silicone because it can break down the toy. Very important.